Black Friday Is Live: Free Gear in the Box

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Black Friday · Live now · Two weeks early

I didn’t touch the price.
I put gear in the box.

Spend $200 after B2G2: free OBSIDIAN creatine and lifting straps. Spend $300: I add the military backpack. That’s $171 of free gear on one order. Code B2G2 still takes 50% off 4 bottles or more.

Black Friday is live. A Vintage Muscle military backpack, OBSIDIAN creatine, lifting straps and four tinctures on a gym bench.
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Every button on this page loads B2G2 for you.

270,000+ bottles sold17,000+ reviewsHPLC lab tested6 years in businessShips from Utah

By Jared Van Yperen, founder · November 2026 · 3 min read

The deal

Three lines
to cross.

B2G2 takes 50% off when you order 4 bottles or more. A $65.99 bottle drops to $33. The free gear counts what you pay after that 50% comes off.

$65.99 is the AutoShip price each product page loads with. A one-time bottle is $87.99, or $44 with B2G2.

What you pay · What ships free

4 bottles$132

50% off. No free gear yet.

7 bottles$231

+ OBSIDIAN creatine + lifting straps. $74 free.

10 bottles$330

+ the military backpack. $171 free.

Watch two numbers. Six bottles comes to $197.97. That misses the creatine by $2.03. Nine bottles comes to $296.96. That misses the backpack by $3.04. Add one more bottle, or a Cycle Support for $13.50, and you’re over the line.

One click · B2G2 loaded

Don’t want to do the math?
Three orders I’d build.

Each button loads the full order into your cart with B2G2 on. The free gear shows in your cart when you cross $200 and $300.

All 3 gifts

The Winter Bulk

8 weeks on · 4 weeks PCT · PCT included

1-Androl tincture19-Nandro tincture

This is the size-and-strength order.* 1-Androl and 19-Nandro are hormonal. So you run 8 weeks on, 4 weeks of PCT, then 4 weeks off. The PCT is in the cart.

It crosses $300. So the backpack, the creatine and the straps all ship with it. $171 of free gear.

JoshuaIncrease strength x2 45lbs on each side of bar. Lean, mean dense look. I went from simba to lion king!
Post-purchase survey · One man’s result. Yours can differ.*
$337.50$674.9112 items · B2G2 applied

This order starts AutoShip. The tinctures load at the $65.99 AutoShip price. They ship again every 8 weeks, and Arimidione every 4 weeks, until you change or cancel. Your cart shows each renewal. Manage or cancel any time.

Load the Winter Bulk →
Creatine + straps

The Cut

8 weeks on · 4 weeks PCT · PCT included

Hydroxygenin tinctureWin-Test tincture

Pick this one for the gut. Hydroxygenin is formulated to burn fat and hold on to muscle.* Take 1 mL every morning for 3 days, then 2 mL. Expect heavy sweat.

Win-Test is the dry, hard one.* Guys who lifted in the ’80s will get the name. It’s hormonal, so the PCT is in the cart.

It crosses $200. So the OBSIDIAN creatine and the straps ship with it. $74 of free gear. You are $94.50 from the backpack.

WilliamI love seeing myself in the mirror now I used to be a big disappointed man and now I'm happy with the man I am in the mirror
Post-purchase survey · One man’s result. Yours can differ.*
$205.50$410.958 items · B2G2 applied

This order starts AutoShip. The tinctures load at the $65.99 AutoShip price. They ship again every 8 weeks, and Arimidione every 4 weeks, until you change or cancel. Your cart shows each renewal. Manage or cancel any time.

Load the Cut →
No PCT

MYO-11 + Uronabol

8-week cycles · Back to back · No break

MYO-11 tinctureUronabol tincture

Won’t run a PCT? Stay with MYO-11 and Uronabol. Both run 8-week cycles back to back, with no PCT and no break. So extra bottles never sit on a shelf. They’re your next cycle.

7 bottles gets you the creatine and the straps. 10 bottles gets you the backpack too.

RustyHalf inch on arms and 40 pounds on bench
Post-purchase survey · One man’s result. Yours can differ.*

These orders start AutoShip. The bottles load at the $65.99 AutoShip price and ship again every 8 weeks until you change or cancel. Your cart shows each renewal. Manage or cancel any time.

$330$659.9010 bottles · 5 + 5 · All 3 gifts
Load 10 bottles →
$231$461.937 bottles · 4 MYO-11 + 3 Uronabol · Creatine + straps
Load 7 bottles →

Build your own

Mix any 4.
Half off all of them.

Tap a bottle. Its page opens with B2G2 on. Add 4 or more, then watch the gear show up in your cart.

$65.99 is the AutoShip price each product page loads with. A one-time bottle is $87.99, or $44 with B2G2. Cycle Support is $27 and has no AutoShip.

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The real reason to order this week

“I’ll start in January”
has zero reviews.

You know how the next 7 weeks go. The gym empties out. The pie shows up. The belt moves one hole.

Start an 8-week cycle next week, and week 8 lands in the second week of January. The resolution crowd will be circling the lot for a parking spot. You’ll be finishing.

ChrisI've been struggling to bench over 295 and in the last order I did I finally hit 315 with ease
Post-purchase survey · One man’s result. Yours can differ.*
Pick my order ↑

Tap to open

Straight
answers.

How do I get the free gear?

You do nothing. Cross $200 after the B2G2 discount, and the OBSIDIAN creatine and lifting straps show in your cart. Cross $300, and the backpack shows too. Tax and shipping do not count. Gifts run while supplies last.

Do the two gift tiers stack?

Yes. A $300 order ships with the backpack, the creatine and the straps.

Which ones need PCT?

1-Androl, 19-Nandro and Win-Test are hormonal. Run 8 weeks on, 4 weeks of PCT with Arimidione and Cycle Support, then 4 weeks off. Start Cycle Support on day one. MYO-11 and Uronabol need no PCT and no break.

What is AutoShip? Can I cancel?

The order buttons load the tinctures on AutoShip at $65.99 a bottle. Lines of 2 or more bottles ship again every 8 weeks. Arimidione ships again every 4 weeks. Each renewal charges the AutoShip price in your account until you change or cancel it. Manage or cancel here, any time. Want a one-time order? Pick it on the product page ($87.99 a bottle before B2G2).

Will I fail a drug test?

Some products can show up on a drug test. If you compete in a tested sport, check your association’s rules before use.

Who should skip this?

Women. Anyone under 21. Men in a drug-tested sport, until you check your association’s rules. Men with a liver, kidney, heart or joint condition. Won’t run PCT? Take the MYO-11 + Uronabol order.

When does it ship?

Orders placed before 3 PM Mountain time, Monday to Saturday, ship the same day. Delivery times vary.

OK.
Last thing.

January 1 is bringing the same crowd, the same promises and the same line for the bench.

You can meet it 6 weeks into a cycle, with a new bag on your shoulder. Or you can meet it in the parking lot.

HPLC lab tested. 17,000+ reviews over 6 years. Lee Priest and CT Fletcher, paid brand partners, back it.

1,430 backpacks on November 12. Then that gift is gone.

Load the Winter Bulk. All 3 gifts →

$337.50 with B2G2. This order starts AutoShip. The tinctures load at the $65.99 AutoShip price. They ship again every 8 weeks, and Arimidione every 4 weeks, until you change or cancel. Your cart shows each renewal. Manage or cancel any time.

- Jared

Important safety information

  • For healthy men 21 and older with training experience. Not for women or anyone under 21.
  • Not for anyone with a liver, kidney, heart or joint condition. If you take any medicine or are on TRT, talk to your doctor first.
  • Win-Test, 1-Androl and 19-Nandro are hormonal formulas that suppress natural testosterone production while you take them. Run 4 weeks of PCT (Arimidione and Cycle Support) after each 8-week cycle, then take 4 weeks off. Skip PCT, and your libido and mood can drop.
  • Start Cycle Support on day one and run it through the end of PCT. Get blood work before and after your cycle.
  • Hydroxygenin: 1 mL a day for the first 3 days, then 2 mL a day, in the morning. Expect heavy sweating.
  • 1-Androl can cause joint dryness. Read each product page before you order.
  • Some products can show up on a drug test. If you compete in a tested sport, check your association’s rules before use.
  • Keep every bottle out of reach of children.

*Individual results vary. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Quotes come from our post-purchase survey and are shared with the customer’s permission, as written. Testimonials reflect real customer experiences and are not typical; your results can differ with training and diet. Lee Priest and CT Fletcher are paid brand partners. Prices are as shown in our store on November 12, 2026, before tax and shipping. $65.99 is the AutoShip price of one bottle of MYO-11, Uronabol, Hydroxygenin, Win-Test, 1-Androl, 19-Nandro or Arimidione; AutoShip renews every 4 or 8 weeks until you change or cancel it. A one-time bottle is $87.99. Cycle Support is $27 and has no AutoShip. Code B2G2 takes 50% off qualifying items in our Shop Now collection on orders of 4 or more items; one code per order; it does not combine with other codes. Bottle totals ($132, $197.97, $231, $296.96, $330) are 4, 6, 7, 9 and 10 AutoShip bottles with B2G2. Order totals are cart totals with B2G2 on November 12, 2026; your cart shows your exact total. Free gifts: orders of $200 or more after discounts, before tax and shipping, ship with one OBSIDIAN creatine ($47 on our site) and one pair of lifting straps ($27 on our site); orders of $300 or more also ship with one Military Backpack ($97 on our site). $74 and $171 are the sums of those site prices. Gifts are available while supplies last and have no cash value. The backpack count of 1,430 is our inventory on November 12, 2026. “Military Backpack” is a product name; Vintage Muscle is not affiliated with or endorsed by the U.S. Department of Defense or any branch of the military. Vintage Muscle · Van Yperen Sites LLC · 50 W. Broadway #333, Salt Lake City, UT 84101 · info@vintage-muscle.com · Privacy · Terms · Refunds · Contact

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